I'm easily entertained, there's really no doubt about it. A few days ago I created a very unscientific quiz just for fun-- you know, to supplement the article I wrote about how ladylike I am. Let me reiterate: I created this quiz from my somewhat twisted head. Apparently, there is a population of internet users who scour the web looking for quizzes to take. And they put a lot of stock into the results. I just had to share some of the comments from my online quiz with you-- including how I would respond. I got such a great laugh from these...and I'm guessing these people aren't Pretty and Poor readers.
Comment:
"im a man?
wow, maybe im just cool.
btw you spelt You're wrong
i didn't really like this quiz at all
sorry"
My Response:
"Are you a man? For the most accurate results, check your pants. PS: you spelled SPELT wrong."
Comment:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
I AM NOT A GUY!!!!!!!! THIS QUIZ SUCKS! i HATE IT, IF YOU SAW ME THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD SAY IS THAT I'M A TOM BOY. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STUPID QUIZ. IT'S JUNK!!!!!!"
My Response:
"So you're not a GUY, but you'd call yourself a tom BOY? See. This quiz is clearly helping you discover things you never knew about yourself. Deep."
Comment:
"Uh I ain't a girly girl, I've been called a guy 15 times already and I HATE LIL WAYNE!! His voice sounds like crap and I don't even KNOW who Kelen Wellers is, if you want to make quizzes, MAKE THEM ACCURATE!!"
My Response:
"I'm really sorry...that you don't know who Helen Keller is."
This morning I got a hilarious e-mail from a reader. It absolutely made my day. And it just goes to prove that the obsession with leotards isn't just limited to me. Here's the e-mail:
When I read this post this morning I knew I had to send you an e-mail! I was helping my mom clean out her closet a a year or so ago and she had a secret cache of leotards. She used to be pretty active in Jazzercise and that called for tons of leotards in a variety of colors. She ended up getting rid of most of them but I kept one because I knew someday, there had to be an occasion for me to wear it.
This leotard is black with brightly colored piping around the edges...and it's a thong. Yes, a thong leotard! With high-cut sides, it pretty much does make you feel like a rock star with legs that can go for miles (even though I'm only 5' 4''). So I'm pretty certain I'm going to debut this lovely piece of Jazzercise memorabilia on Halloween complete with leggings, heels, maybe some leg-warmers and some frizzy hair with brightly colored eyeshadow (aqua, purple??).
I just had to share this with you and hopefully you'll get a good laugh about it.
Oh yes! I got a great laugh from this story. And I absolutely love hearing from readers about everything (but especially thong leotards). If you ever have a great story to share with me, click the "Contact Me" section above to get in touch! I'll always ask for your permission before sharing your stories on the blog!
